I know this cat

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:43:21 GMT

Self Portrait

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:00:58 GMT

I can draw so fast

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 17:02:48 GMT

MY NEUROPSYCHOPHARMACOLOGY MIDTERM

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 15:53:20 GMT

SO I WAS TAKING MY NEUROPSYCHOPHARMACOLOGY MIDTERM IN DR JS CLASS AND I AM CHILLIN LIKE USUAL

THEN I GET TO QUESTION NUMBER FOUR AND ITS ALL LIKE ABOUT STUFF AND JUNK

SO I GET UP AND GO DOWN TO SEE DR J AND I'M LIKE YO DR J I DON'T CARE ABOUT HOMEOSTASIS YOUR MIDTERM SUCKS

AND DR J IS ALL LIKE "My name is Zhang Yi. Please stop calling me Dr. J."

AND THEN I PUNCH HIM IN THE GUT LIKE REAL HARD SO HE SHUT UP AND IM LIKE WHATEVER AND I LEAVE

ALL THE NERDS IN THE CLAS ARE JUST LOOKING AT ME BUT I DO A KARATE PUNCH AND THEY ALL GET SCARED AND GO BACK TO THEIR TEST LOSERS

I GET TO THE BACK OF THE ROOM AND THERES A SIGN ON THE DOOR THAT SAYS DONT SLAM THE DOOR BUT I JUST YELL PEACE OUT SUCKERS AND SLAM IT ANYWAY

AND SO IM BACK AT THE SUPER FORTRESS SCARFING ON LUCKY PUFFS WHEN LORD DUMBHOLE AKA MY ROOMMATE AKA THIS DUMB GUY THAT LIVES WITH ME COMES IN

AT FIRST HE JUST LOOKS AT ME BUT I DONT LOOK AT HIM I JUST SCARF THE PUFFS DUDE

AND HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME

SO THEN I LOOK AT HIM AND HE LOOKS ANGRY BUT I DONT LIKE HIM SO I DONT CARE IF HES ANGRY

HES LIKE WHY DID YOU HIT DR J

BUT HE SUCKS SO I DONT ANSWER HIM AND I JUST IGNORE HIM

HE SAYS DUDE IF YOU DONT SAY YOURE SORRY DR J IS GONNA FAIL YOU

AND IM LIKE HEY STUPID I DONT NEED NEUROPSYCHOPHARMACOLOGY I AM A VAMPIRE VAMPIRES DONT NEED THAT JIVE

LATER IM DOWN IN THE QUAD WITH MY BIKE DOING MAD TRICKS WHEN DUMBHOLE SHOWS UP WITH HIS POSSE THEY PULL OUT KNIVES AND THEY SAY YOU MESS WITH DR J YOU MESS WITH US

AND SO I JUMP OFF OF MY BIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WHEELIE AND IT FLIES INTO A PASSING CAR WHICH THEN EXPLODES

I PULL OUT THIS WHISTLE I GOT FROM THESE CHICKS WHO WERE GIVING THEM OUT TO WOMEN WHAT IN CASE THEY WAS RAPED BUT FOR ME I USE IT AS A SIGNAL TO CALL MY OWN POSSE

MY POSSE SHOWS UP AND WE ALL TAKE OUT OUR CHAINS AND IM LIKE CHAINS TRUMP KNIVES I WIN PUNKS

AND THEN DUMBHOLE PULLS OUT A GUN AND HES LIKE GUNS EVEN BETTER THAN CHAINS

SO I WALK UP TO HIM AND SLAP HIM ALL INDIGNANT LIKE AND HE GETS SAD AND STARTS TO CRY

HIS POSSE IS ALL LIKE NOT COOL BIG KIDS AINT SUPPOSED TO CRY AND THEN JUST LEAVE

I SIGNAL FOR MY POSSE TO SPLIT AND THEN I SIT DOWN WITH MY ROOMMATE AKA LORD CRYHOLE AND I TELL HIM ITS OK

HE SAYS BUT WHY DID YOU PUNCH DR J

AND I TELL HIM THE TRUTH THE REAL TRUTH

THIS AWES HIM SO MUCH HE IS SPEECHLESS I HAVE THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE

WITH THAT I GET UP TO GO HE SAYS WHERE YOU GOING I SAY I DONT KNOW BUT I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU AND TURN INTO LIKE A SNAKE OR A BAT OR SOMETHING AND LEAVE

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 20:33:12 GMT

TIME TRAVEL

I am a farmer

Tue, 10 Oct 2006 19:10:59 GMT

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 04:14:27 GMT

ELFMAAAAN

AGENT #1'S ULTRAJOURNAL

I know this cat

Self Portrait

I can draw so fast

MY NEUROPSYCHOPHARMACOLOGY MIDTERM

I am a farmer

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